TOTALLY SARAH!!!!

Constitution does offer an inherent right to privacy such as when all cell phones have been tapped to find the source of  terror. I have a gun so that I have more control over my life, you know? Pro-life and freedom are values we must cherish as citizens of the USA. Choose life even if her own daughter were raped. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah It must be agony for those "poor" poor people If we all thought about fairies, abortion would be illegal. Taxpayers cannot be looked at as Wall Street Skeletors. Genuflect before Him. Establish “I own a gun Day” to support fighting global crime. Victim's rights are crucial, kind of like douching.  Collect stool samples from all felons. Death to adults that attempt to kill children: give children guns. Someday we won't need mace: bad neighborhoods will disappear. Never legalize Marijuana: Meth is far better. I am a graduate of Vogue Magazine; I empathize with ugly people. Undigested food.

ALL NEW PROPAGANDA FOR YOU!

WELCOME TO MY NEW PROPAGANDA SITE! GOD BLESS AMERICA,,,,RIGHT NOW!!!

HAPPY NOW!!!

Nothing is wrong, you're okay. Nothing is wrong, you're okay. Just okay? Well, by golly, that is not good enough. It is a privilege to live in this country; why don't you try being happy about that?! Under the First Commandment of the Empire of America....country...whatever....you must always be happy and satisfied. Especially when the First Lady seems to be everywhere these days: AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE. Be careful of your face. The face is a betrayer. If your face tells anyone you are miserable you should be locked up in pins and needles. Needless to say, institutionalized in one of our "caring" facilities for people with long faces. Long faces are no good. First Lady will have no long faces. Only smiles and cheers. This is America!!!! Free for all.......now swallow your pills and shut up cry-baby, complainer-always be well. Shut up fool. 

First Lady for Empire!!!!!

Little Box of White Lies

Follow the Yellow Brick Road to Freedom! Before entering thee gates: commoners must offer presents to First Lady. Brand-name REQUIRED. Dior bubble bath? Recommended. Leave said presents at beginning of yellow brick road and our Spartan will gladly escort you back to the gated entrance. Much obliged! Smell the Poppies! First rate, Pfizer picked! Sleep, now, sleep. When you wake up a video-game will be placed before you that gives you ultimate powers should you win. Sleep, now, sleep. Do not forget to drink from First Lady Fountain of Urine for youth-like qualities. Better than Dior! Be grateful commoner. Be grateful.

NOW BE GONE!

GIMCRACKS of IGNORANCE!

Gimcracks help us pay attention to the United States around us!

Healthcare: WE CARE

Healthcare, we love you. Doctor Fucker will always be there for you. Don't forget to order a casket-they only start at $5,000,000!

Pfizer Cares, so does Shire, Knoll As Well...

reBlog from LEX TALIONIS: I am Scatology

I found this fascinating quote today:

Does strip-mall jewelery whisper "GIMCRACK" through the optic terror of florescent lights? Does it titillate within you to differentiate between a diamond and cheap plastic? Does it not remind you of stale air being whisked past your nostril hair like halitosis out a leper's mouth?LEX TALIONIS, I am Scatology, Mar 2010

You should read the whole article.

These Colors are....QUEER!

Now. don't get funny on me.  These colors are running rampant everywhere! DO NOT let them run you over or you will not go to Heaven, got that! These colors put together represent all that is wrong with the church and state of today. Do you know what these colors actually mean? I sure hope so. They represent the enemy and death to reproduction. We need to reproduce in order to keep America STRONG! Please hear me well, after all I AM your BIG SISTER: Do not run into these colors. These colors=EVIL. These colors are ruining the belief system of America. What is the belief system of America? Well, if you don't know the answer to this question you are going to HELL for sure! Heed my warning! G'Day! And don't forget to click on the title of this here warning!!!!!

These Colors.....Wha?

HOME-RUN AMERICA! First Lady cannot see them running for she is too busy daydreaming about power over all the lands!!!! Or is it really a daydream?! God help us!!!! They run so fast!!!!! Kill!!!?!!!

Oh, you mean America the band runs really fast. I heard that once from one of my elders.Crazy shit.
Well, when America comes back, I can't wait to see the show!!!!! Tickets WILL NOT be cheap.
First Lady press speech is actually the main show of this tour, we just didn't want America to feel left out.

BIG SISTER IS WATCHING YOU!: ALL NEW PROPAGANDA FOR YOU!

BIG SISTER IS WATCHING YOU!: ALL NEW PROPAGANDA FOR YOU!