Little Box of White Lies

Follow the Yellow Brick Road to Freedom! Before entering thee gates: commoners must offer presents to First Lady. Brand-name REQUIRED. Dior bubble bath? Recommended. Leave said presents at beginning of yellow brick road and our Spartan will gladly escort you back to the gated entrance. Much obliged! Smell the Poppies! First rate, Pfizer picked! Sleep, now, sleep. When you wake up a video-game will be placed before you that gives you ultimate powers should you win. Sleep, now, sleep. Do not forget to drink from First Lady Fountain of Urine for youth-like qualities. Better than Dior! Be grateful commoner. Be grateful.

NOW BE GONE!