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19.6.10

HAPPY NOW!!!

Nothing is wrong, you're okay. Nothing is wrong, you're okay. Just okay? Well, by golly, that is not good enough. It is a privilege to live in this country; why don't you try being happy about that?! Under the First Commandment of the Empire of America....country...whatever....you must always be happy and satisfied. Especially when the First Lady seems to be everywhere these days: AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE. Be careful of your face. The face is a betrayer. If your face tells anyone you are miserable you should be locked up in pins and needles. Needless to say, institutionalized in one of our "caring" facilities for people with long faces. Long faces are no good. First Lady will have no long faces. Only smiles and cheers. This is America!!!! Free for all.......now swallow your pills and shut up cry-baby, complainer-always be well. Shut up fool. 


First Lady for Empire!!!!!

13.6.10

Little Box of White Lies

Follow the Yellow Brick Road to Freedom! Before entering thee gates: commoners must offer presents to First Lady. Brand-name REQUIRED. Dior bubble bath? Recommended. Leave said presents at beginning of yellow brick road and our Spartan will gladly escort you back to the gated entrance. Much obliged! Smell the Poppies! First rate, Pfizer picked! Sleep, now, sleep. When you wake up a video-game will be placed before you that gives you ultimate powers should you win. Sleep, now, sleep. Do not forget to drink from First Lady Fountain of Urine for youth-like qualities. Better than Dior! Be grateful commoner. Be grateful.

NOW BE GONE!

10.6.10

GIMCRACKS of IGNORANCE!

Gimcracks help us pay attention to the United States around us!

Healthcare: WE CARE


Healthcare, we love you. Doctor Fucker will always be there for you. Don't forget to order a casket-they only start at $5,000,000!